We will begin with a Box and the plural is Boxes
But the plural of Ox should be oxen not Oxes.
Then one fowl is a Goose but two are called Geese
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone Mouse or a whole set of Mice
But the plural of House is Houses not Hise
If the plural of Man is always called Men
Why shouldn’t the plural of Pan be called Pen?
If I speak of a Foot and you show me your Feet
And I give you a Boot would a pair be called Beet?
If one is a Tooth and whole set are Teeth
Why should not the plural of Booth be called Beeth?
Then one may be That and three may be Those
Yet Hat in the plural would never be Hose.
And the plural of Cat is cats and not Cose
.
We speak of a Brother and also of Brethren
But though we say Mother we never say Methren
The masculine pronoun are He His and Him
But imagine the feminine She Shis and Shim
.
So English I fancy you all will agree
Is the funniest language you ever did see..
But the plural of Ox should be oxen not Oxes.
Then one fowl is a Goose but two are called Geese
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone Mouse or a whole set of Mice
But the plural of House is Houses not Hise
If the plural of Man is always called Men
Why shouldn’t the plural of Pan be called Pen?
If I speak of a Foot and you show me your Feet
And I give you a Boot would a pair be called Beet?
If one is a Tooth and whole set are Teeth
Why should not the plural of Booth be called Beeth?
Then one may be That and three may be Those
Yet Hat in the plural would never be Hose.
And the plural of Cat is cats and not Cose
.
We speak of a Brother and also of Brethren
But though we say Mother we never say Methren
The masculine pronoun are He His and Him
But imagine the feminine She Shis and Shim
.
So English I fancy you all will agree
Is the funniest language you ever did see..
English people..left country long back...so no more ANGLOPHOBIA...hahah..lets hav some phobias....
Death is universal truth so why..to fear it why THANATOPHOBIA
ELECTROPHOBIA... dont fear electricity....and fear of Failure..what we call ..ya... KAKORRHAPHIOPHOBIA......
Reach new Heights..no ACROPHOBIA...getting call on telephone..do pick ..yaa why TELEPHONOPHOBIA...and someone wants to talk to u man ..why..GLASSOPHOBIA...
hey girls..getting wrinkles..yaa must fear it... yaa GRAPHOPHOBIA.. and to all software people... no hatered for computers.. yaa no ..LOGIZOMECHANICOPHOBIA.......
the rule says.... just write latin or greek word of things you fear..make adjective and add phobia...simple naaa....so last one...deer. greek word CERVUS...adjective CERVINE...and fear of deer..is...yaaaa...CERVINOPHOBIA......ya fear of deer not the dear ones.......
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